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Theo's Kambah
Kambah, ACT
$2.00
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By AwesomeWolf on 26/3/2008
Score: 4.0/10
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Theo's is legendary in Kambah. Being a Kambah legend is no easy task when you have to compete with some 15,000+ bogans all trying to outdo each other for legend status for 'longest mullet', 'dirtiest mullet', 'biggest mullet', 'youngest mullet', 'most 50-packs of Horizon Reds consumed in a day' or 'most VB longnecks consumed in a day'*. It is quite a competitive suburb.
So logically, you could assume that with 15,000 people living here, you'd be able to get a good sav somewhere in Kambah.
If you believe that, you are a moron.
It is as if Kambah has been cursed with bad-to-mediocre savs since Kambah Take-away became the 'Livingstone Pizza Cafe'. Sure, the Kambah Village Take-Away has changed owners since I last reviewed them, and I'm fairly certain the B&S; van doesn't exist anymore (though he does have an 'impressive' collection of wrecked cars in what you might call his backyard), but there are just no GOOD savs in Kambah anymore.
Or is it a double whammy? I mean, Theo's in Kippax makes pretty bland savs/dagwood dogs. I scientifically proved that all people in Belconnen are showies who make horrible savs, is this indisputable evidence that all people named Theo are showies who make bad savs?
I think it is, and I tend to be right about these things.
Oh, and as for the sav itself: frank on a stick, and the batter barely even stays on the sav. I know this because I bought 3 of them, and all 3 fell apart. The only saving grace being that they are fairly chunky, still not enough to warrant ever buying a sav from this Theo, or ANY Theo, ever again. Try the pizzas though.
4/10 - In Kambah and want a sav? Just go to Wanniassa or Erindale. You'll find no love here.
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